Sentiment Scribbler Gifts

My dearest Victoria, This is the hardest letter I have ever had to write...

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

Will Self deprecation

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

Musical Prodigy

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

"Would it hurt you to take two minutes from writing code to write your grandmother?"

'Dammit, Bubbles, we need this memoir yesterday - write, damn you!'

A pen spewing letters

Recycling Station: Manuscripts.

"Careful - it's full of lies."

"It took me 4 years to finish my book!"

"We have pills for some of that."

Chicken soup for the bloggers soul.

False joviality.

'My blog has its own blog.'

The Poet

A Winter's Day by Mary Lou Fleckner

'Mummy! Darren's making rude words in his alphabet soup!'

Monk with a crucifix pen.

"But I have a hard time calling this real writing."

'Fifty-seven authors, and neither one of us was included.'

'Alvin writes poetry...he he has a great imagination...He imagines someone will actually read that Junk!'

Roy Fuller.

'Martin's a birth registrar.'

'My toughest course is 'Chemistry for English majors.'