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My dearest Victoria, This is the hardest letter I have ever had to write...

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

Noel Coward.

I'm currently working on my autobiography. Would you care to help make page 327 interesting?

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

Will Self deprecation

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

Musical Prodigy

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

Screenwriters, Inc. Send this revised script to Rupert Murdoch! Right! I'll fax the fix to Fox!

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

"Would it hurt you to take two minutes from writing code to write your grandmother?"

School of Music. If you need perseverance to be a musician, what's all this I hear about unfinished symphonies?

'Dammit, Bubbles, we need this memoir yesterday - write, damn you!'

A pen spewing letters

Recycling Station: Manuscripts.

"Careful - it's full of lies."

"We have pills for some of that."

"It took me 4 years to finish my book!"

Chicken soup for the bloggers soul.

False joviality.

Monk with a crucifix pen.

'Mummy! Darren's making rude words in his alphabet soup!'

A Winter's Day by Mary Lou Fleckner

'My blog has its own blog.'

The Poet

"But I have a hard time calling this real writing."

'Fifty-seven authors, and neither one of us was included.'

'Alvin writes poetry...he he has a great imagination...He imagines someone will actually read that Junk!'

Roy Fuller.

'Martin's a birth registrar.'