Thought Scribblers Gifts

"We have pills for some of that."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

Will Self deprecation

'Honestly, I didn't mean any of those things I wrote about you in my diary last night!'

Modern Nursery Rhymes

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

"This is a selection from my novel about a writers' group that has one real writer and five wanna-be b*****s."

Writer’s Corner

"It's the worst case of writer's block Sidney has ever had. He hasn't put a word on the page since fifth grade!"

'Dammit, Bubbles, we need this memoir yesterday - write, damn you!'

A pen spewing letters

Kate Atkinson

"It took me 4 years to finish my book!"

That night, Rose found out that her husband was not only a sleepwalker, but also a sleepblogger.

False joviality.

Chicken soup for the bloggers soul.

James Kelman

"It's from your student loan office."

The Poet

Scribbling Rivalry.

Monk with a crucifix pen.

'My blog has its own blog.'