Soulsearcher Pillows

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Christian and Born again Christian...

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

The Anti-Materialist

Existential Risk

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

'Don't look upon me as a priest, look upon me as your personal 'After Life Coach.''

"The meaning of life at a glance"

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

"Yeah, well, we've all got baggage."

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

'When I googled myself, and nothing came up, I began to question my own existence!'

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

"I'm competitive,cruel,glad when my friends fail...I've no idea why I'm here."

"You'll find it's lonely at the top."

Bob Dylan

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

Valentine for Guru.

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

Information desk at the top of a mountain.

'Stick on Souls'