Soul Searcher Pillows

'What's it all about?'

Man climbs to the mountaintop for answers where a mirror awaits.

'Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else.'

A therapist joins his patient on the couch.

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

'Can you tell me my present?'

"I'm competitive,cruel,glad when my friends fail...I've no idea why I'm here."

'There are some things in this world that are just not Googleable.'

'Your best bet is reincarnation.'

Conscience. An angel and the devil standing on a person's shoulders. With the devil playing dirty, as you'd expect.

Jesus at Lost and Found booth.

Confession Broadcast.

'So you're saying that if I truly repent all my sins will be deleted?'

'...I still think I'd be happier if I were you.'

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

'I've been praying for a revelation, but nothing happens!'

"Introspection, J.B., is for losers."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"I don't know, sweetheart. Perhaps Daddy can tell us if chickens have souls."

'Don't look upon me as a priest, look upon me as your personal 'After Life Coach.''

How?

"I bet you can never guess what I feel like right now?"

"I think our jobs have been made easier by the social media with so many people baring their souls..."

"What you need, Harold, is to computerize your inner soul."

"Yeah, well, we've all got baggage."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Christian and Born again Christian...

'What do you mean. . . in a perfect world?'

Job title reads; 'Captain of his Soul'.

'It's his weekly bout of soul searching.'

'I admire your spirit, but enlightenment isn't the sort of thing you hustle for.'

Information desk at the top of a mountain.

'He's new here and doesn't know a soul.'