Sentimental Card Seeker Gifts

I need a greeting card that starts funny, moves on to heartfelt sympathy, and ends on a note of renewed confidence and joy.

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

The Map of the Human Heart

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

"That must be the artist over there."

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"The kids are growing up so fast."

Storage Unit of Love

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

Mushy Peas

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

It's the thought that counts!

"Don't worry - the Power of Dad still trumps the Power of Attorney."

Hot flashes

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'I'm not sure we have a girl with THAT good a sense of humor.'

"I had an amazing hug dream."

"It has a nice soft shoulder. You said you needed one to cry on, didn't you?"

'Ooh, let me see... I'm hungry for affection?'

'But who comforts the comfort food? I'll tell you who: NOBODY.'

My first Boyfriend.

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

"I need a hug."

Mother's Day cards

Say it with flowers

'You are 14st 3lb..But then, you are carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders.'

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

Sympathy Cards

'Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be...'

"One day he was cock-a-doodle-doing and the next...nothing."

Hang In There, Baby!

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

"Mom" in the shape of the mountains and sun.