Snob Enthusiast Gifts

"I have to go. I'm getting a better call."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"I make it myself!"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

Wine tasting

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

'My husband will order the wine. He happens to be a graduate of the 3-Second Master of Wine program.'

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

"Pinot Noir, God's apology for White Zinfandel."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

"House red, sir?"

"I believe this is one of Rembrandt's earliest selfies."

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

"I had no idea Dom Perignon came with a screw top."

Prosecco Drinker

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

"It's an unpretentious little wine!"

"What wine goes best with vodka?"

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

Gallery Guide

"Yeah, he changed water into wine but it was nothing you'd want to lay down."

'Listen my man, I am not being condescending, I am just trying to use words I think you may be able to understand. . .'

"Mmm... our situation reminds me of an Edward Lear poem..."