Theatrical Thespian Gifts

'Will somebody turn down the heating before we lose all of our applicants?!'

Sock Puppet in Literature

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

The Witches Discover The Wok

Falstaff

"Toi Toi Toi!"

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

A pretention of playwrights

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Speech

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Snail Man

Proposal

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

Ventriloquist Grave

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

Grandfather Clock

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done