Playful Thespians Gifts

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

Sock Puppet in Literature

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'Out, damned Spot.'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'Hard to follow...'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"More helium."

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

Sailor boy

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'ok, who threw that?'

Pogo Cellist

'Let's get some play-doh and make happy masks.'

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

Helium Guitar Festival

Policeman

Naked Hamlet

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- What are you running for?'

'Hold' (an interpretative dance)

"Congratulations. I just need your initials here."

'Will somebody turn down the heating before we lose all of our applicants?!'

Pole dancing

At 'Appy 'Ampstead on Easter Monday.

I can't eat my carrot. It's for my snowman.