Fun-loving Thespians Gifts

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Mixed Doubles.

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

true love.

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

PJ Parties

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

Tunnel of Love.

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

"Of course I want to have kids, Claire - just not all the time."

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

A Valentine's Day IOU Coupon

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

'If you weren't afraid to commit, you'd CARVE it, not use a pencil.'

"Yes, we did try to save our marriage. But, then he ran off with the marriage guidance counsellor."

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

Mime Prison

First Marriage.

"Congratulations. I just need your initials here."

Darling, you're 48 years old, do you have to jump in every puddle?