Lovers Of Theater Humor Gifts

Mime Prison

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Raised by Dogs

'Hon, I'm home!'

The Friendship Between Death and the Doctor.

'We want you to take the hindmost.'

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

Drama Llama

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

"Returns"

Jackson Pollock's short-lived career as a kid's party face painter.

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

Bed of Nails on Holiday

"I love you the way the French love Jerry Lewis."

"It looks as though plan A has backfired!"

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

Romeo and Juliet 2.0

"He still hasn't figured out how to get out of his invisible cubicle."

Witch crashes into building on her broom and safety airbag deploys.

Ice fisherman using plunger to catch fish

A man shoots his head at a basketball hoop.

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

'Yes?'

'...and before we ask the $100,000 question, we've enclosed Carl in our sealed soundproof booth.'

'I 'Marvo the magician', being of right mind...have taken it with me.'

Phantom of the Punch and Judy Show

"And what would you consider your legacy to be, Dr. Fauci, when all of this is behind us?"

Arm puncture...

After an argument, they always kissed and made up.

"Should've let go of the plane when I told you to."

'Jogging is a great exercise for a tit man!'

"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"