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Mime Prison

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Raised by Dogs

'Hon, I'm home!'

The Friendship Between Death and the Doctor.

'We want you to take the hindmost.'

Drama Llama

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

"Returns"

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

Bed of Nails on Holiday

"I love you the way the French love Jerry Lewis."

"It looks as though plan A has backfired!"

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

Romeo and Juliet 2.0

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

Witch crashes into building on her broom and safety airbag deploys.

"He still hasn't figured out how to get out of his invisible cubicle."

Ice fisherman using plunger to catch fish

A man shoots his head at a basketball hoop.

'...and before we ask the $100,000 question, we've enclosed Carl in our sealed soundproof booth.'

'I 'Marvo the magician', being of right mind...have taken it with me.'

Phantom of the Punch and Judy Show

"And what would you consider your legacy to be, Dr. Fauci, when all of this is behind us?"

"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"

"What do you mean I'm not being ridiculous?"

'Jogging is a great exercise for a tit man!'

After an argument, they always kissed and made up.

Arm puncture...

'You're healthy as an eohippus!'