Lovers Of Humor Gifts

'Now what?'

"Of course it's square! It would roll away if it wasn't!"

"It being Saturday night, the gods have asked for pizza."

'I 'Marvo the magician', being of right mind...have taken it with me.'

Fakir's driving seat.

"You've got your favorite room - right by the ice machine."

I realize that this is highly irregular, but I've decided to refer you to a plumber

'He slept in. We'll need to reschedule. How is early spring for you?'

'Just give me a few more minutes, dear. I just caught my second wind.'

Two men having an argument.

One of the disciples fools around at the Last Supper.

STILL LIVES - 'I never know if I'm coming or going with you!'

"By the sores on my chinny, chin, chin I won't let you in!"

'Home?'

Dentist climbing into a mouth.

Happy St. Patrick's Day

Hey!- That's my workstation!

Fly reading a newspaper

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

Medusa decided never to wear a hat again...

"Let's tell him we've been good. No sense bucking the system."

"Why exactly was it impossible for you to keep on working at the call centre, Monsieur Jaillir?"

"He still hasn't figured out how to get out of his invisible cubicle."

"Listen up ladies! I'm your Halloween chaperone! You know what that means, don't you?"

"Control yourselves!... I only said you may kiss the bride!"

"Honestly, Richard, couldn't you have just asked for a takeout box?"

'I wonder what is going to happen?'

"I love you the way the French love Jerry Lewis."

"Returns"

"My husband was a klutz."

Postman proposing to a maid in a letter

Overweight man asking girl to dance

'Jogging is a great exercise for a tit man!'

After an argument, they always kissed and made up.

Witch crashes into building on her broom and safety airbag deploys.