Theatrical Humor Fan Gifts

"What do you mean I'm not being ridiculous?"

"Point one: Your litterbox will be changed precisely every other day. Point two: These continued theatrics are not furthering your cause."

"Take it off. . . take it off!"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Daughters on the beach

The Brothers Grime

Modern Major General

10 K Tail-Chase

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Mikado

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

The Snooze Bar.

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Beer Parasol.

Tequila Mockingbird

To encourage patients to take their medication, Dr. Gratner brought in a sketch artist to show them what they will look like in six months without meds.

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

Girl in cow onesie.

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

tRUMp, Pirate President

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

No, I don

"Bonk!"

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."