Young Thespian Gifts

'Blimey! She's good.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Sock Puppet in Literature

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

Tabletop Theatre

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

Drummer

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

"I'm the Grin Reaper."

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

All our servers are locally caught from a sustainable source — the actors' academy across the street.

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

"Dad, it's not a homing pigeon, just a canary on an elastic band."

Stand up comedy for four-year-olds.

'Good lick with your future acting career. And just to give you an idea of how tough it is out there, here's a copy of 'Withnail and I'. The uncut version.'

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

'Nothing doing folks, except ? surprise, surprise ? here's another for you, Desert Island Bloke.'

'And now, for your musical entertainment!'

"You can call me a sanitary engineer, but to me it's still taking out the trash."

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

'It's a Marimba!'

Baby

"Mom, will you put me in time out. You gotta pay the dues if you want to sing the blues."