Young Thespian Gifts

'Blimey! She's good.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

The children who can't handle dialog will play trees and bushes. They'll be scenery and not heard!

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Sock Puppet in Literature

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

Drummer

Tabletop Theatre

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

It's an iphone rehearsal.

All our servers are locally caught from a sustainable source — the actors' academy across the street.

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

"I'm the Grin Reaper."

"Dad, it's not a homing pigeon, just a canary on an elastic band."

'Nothing doing folks, except ? surprise, surprise ? here's another for you, Desert Island Bloke.'

'Good lick with your future acting career. And just to give you an idea of how tough it is out there, here's a copy of 'Withnail and I'. The uncut version.'

Stand up comedy for four-year-olds.

'And now, for your musical entertainment!'

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

"You can call me a sanitary engineer, but to me it's still taking out the trash."