Little Thespian Gifts

"Why are you playing out in your nativity play costume, son?"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

Four children playing the flute.

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

Tabletop Theatre

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....

Take a bow!

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

Ventriloquist Grave

'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

It's an iphone rehearsal.

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

All our servers are locally caught from a sustainable source — the actors' academy across the street.

Comedy, Tragedy and News.

Kid to other: 'It's been a crazy day. I caught a bug and tossed my cookies.'

Back to School

'Nothing doing folks, except ? surprise, surprise ? here's another for you, Desert Island Bloke.'

"I'm retired actor Daniel Day Lewis. They thought I was I was good. They don't know how good."

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'