"I haven't had the heart to tell him vaudeville's dead."
Tiny Thespian Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the charming, over-the-top personality of a tiny thespian? Discover our playful collection of products designed for little stars who love to perform and entertain. Whether they're new to the stage or seasoned actors in their own right, these witty and whimsical items will give them a standing ovation. From humorous mugs to inspiring prints, find something special that honors their creative flair and theatrical passion.
Tabletop Theatre
"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."
Baby
"Do you want to play doctorate?"
"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."
"He likes it."
'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'
Today we learned to count to one.
Sock Puppet in Literature
"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"
Just call me Picasso!
Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.
'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'
"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."
Ventriloquist Grave
"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."
It's an iphone rehearsal.
"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."
'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'
The Book Club
"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."
'The actors guild suspended my membership.'
Comedy, Tragedy and News.
"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"
Robotic Prince Hamlet holding a human skull and saying "To be or not to be".
"I'm retired actor Daniel Day Lewis. They thought I was I was good. They don't know how good."
"They think I don't have a clue."
WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'
The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci
The children who can't handle dialog will play trees and bushes. They'll be scenery and not heard!
"O.K., I just found my wife in bed with my best friend and I go into a rage. What's my motivation?"
Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck
"It's important to learn numbers. Then you can have a pin number and get money from ATMs."
"Miss Peterson, may I go home? I can't assimilate any more data today."
Tiny Thespian Gifts Collection
Tiny Thespian Mugs
Looking for more ways to celebrate your tiny thespian? Explore our collection of mugs that showcase their love for drama and flair for fun.
Tiny Thespian Pillows
Bring a theatrical touch to their living space—discover our cozy pillows featuring designs inspired by charming performers.
Tiny Thespian Prints
Decorate their performance space with our artistic prints that capture the playful essence of tiny thespians and their love for drama.
Tiny Thespian T-Shirts
Find perfect stage-ready attire for your tiny thespian with our humorous and charming t-shirts designed to celebrate their creative spirit.