Tiny Thespian Pillows

"I haven't had the heart to tell him vaudeville's dead."

Tabletop Theatre

Baby

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"He likes it."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

Today we learned to count to one.

Sock Puppet in Literature

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

Just call me Picasso!

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

Ventriloquist Grave

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

The Book Club

Comedy, Tragedy and News.

"They think I don't have a clue."

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

"I'm retired actor Daniel Day Lewis. They thought I was I was good. They don't know how good."

Robotic Prince Hamlet holding a human skull and saying "To be or not to be".

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci

"It's important to learn numbers. Then you can have a pin number and get money from ATMs."

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

"O.K., I just found my wife in bed with my best friend and I go into a rage. What's my motivation?"

"Miss Peterson, may I go home? I can't assimilate any more data today."

"I was Mrs. Webb in my high-school production of 'Our Town.' Who were you?"

'Blimey! She's good.'

'Will somebody turn down the heating before we lose all of our applicants?!'

"My dad says I won't need a career mentor until at least 3rd grade."