Tiny Thespian Pillows

"I haven't had the heart to tell him vaudeville's dead."

Tabletop Theatre

"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."

Baby

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"He likes it."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

Today we learned to count to one.

Sock Puppet in Literature

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

Just call me Picasso!

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Ventriloquist Grave

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

It's an iphone rehearsal.

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

'I have her registered in a pre-med nursery program.'

The Book Club

"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

Comedy, Tragedy and News.

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

Robotic Prince Hamlet holding a human skull and saying "To be or not to be".

"I'm retired actor Daniel Day Lewis. They thought I was I was good. They don't know how good."

"They think I don't have a clue."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci

The children who can't handle dialog will play trees and bushes. They'll be scenery and not heard!

"O.K., I just found my wife in bed with my best friend and I go into a rage. What's my motivation?"

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

"It's important to learn numbers. Then you can have a pin number and get money from ATMs."

"Miss Peterson, may I go home? I can't assimilate any more data today."