Young Thespian Adventures Gifts

'I'm five, but I can play three to seven and a half.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Sock Puppet in Literature

Tabletop Theatre

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Children arguing over the name of a fish

Harriet Walter

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

Ventriloquist Grave

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

All our servers are locally caught from a sustainable source — the actors' academy across the street.

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

Comedy, Tragedy and News.

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

'Nothing doing folks, except ? surprise, surprise ? here's another for you, Desert Island Bloke.'

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

'Good lick with your future acting career. And just to give you an idea of how tough it is out there, here's a copy of 'Withnail and I'. The uncut version.'

Robotic Prince Hamlet holding a human skull and saying "To be or not to be".

"I'm retired actor Daniel Day Lewis. They thought I was I was good. They don't know how good."

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

"O.K., I just found my wife in bed with my best friend and I go into a rage. What's my motivation?"

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck