Young Thespian Adventures Gifts

'I'm five, but I can play three to seven and a half.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Sock Puppet in Literature

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Tabletop Theatre

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Harriet Walter

Children arguing over the name of a fish

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."

Ventriloquist Grave

Who posted the hilarious pics of you with the goofy haircut? Not sure. Someone who wants to humiliate me. One of the usual cyber bullies. No. Meaner. Hmm

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

It's an iphone rehearsal.

All our servers are locally caught from a sustainable source — the actors' academy across the street.

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

Comedy, Tragedy and News.

Robotic Prince Hamlet holding a human skull and saying "To be or not to be".

"I'm retired actor Daniel Day Lewis. They thought I was I was good. They don't know how good."

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

'Good lick with your future acting career. And just to give you an idea of how tough it is out there, here's a copy of 'Withnail and I'. The uncut version.'

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

'Nothing doing folks, except ? surprise, surprise ? here's another for you, Desert Island Bloke.'

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

"O.K., I just found my wife in bed with my best friend and I go into a rage. What's my motivation?"

Can't you put away your cell phone? Just seeing if Nick's at the prom already. U there yet? Almost!

The children who can't handle dialog will play trees and bushes. They'll be scenery and not heard!