Young Dramatist Gifts

'I thought we were going to play doctor?' 'We are playing doctor. I'm a lawyer and I'm suing you for malpractice.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Southwark Fair.

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

Comedy and tragedy masks

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

A man taking a bow

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Henrik Ibsen,

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

'Hard to follow...'

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

The Modern Godot

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

Eugene Ionesco

James Barrie.

John Masefield.

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

Oscar Wilde

'You are in court today, so I've got to take you into make up.'

Henrik Ibsen

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

Euripides

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To Be/Not To Be

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

Modern Day Hamlet.

Robert Browning.

Eugene O'Neill