Teenage Dramatist Gifts

"When I don't like someone, I friend them just so I can unfriend them."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Southwark Fair.

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

A man taking a bow

Comedy and tragedy masks

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

'Hard to follow...'

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Eugene Ionesco

James Barrie.

The Modern Godot

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

John Masefield.

Who posted the hilarious pics of you with the goofy haircut? Not sure. Someone who wants to humiliate me. One of the usual cyber bullies. No. Meaner. Hmm

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

Oscar Wilde

Henrik Ibsen

To Be/Not To Be

Modern Day Hamlet.

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

"I don't know...but it seems like nothing ever changes around here. It's like we've been 15 years old forever!"

Euripides

Eugene O'Neill