Teenage Dramatist Prints

"When I don't like someone, I friend them just so I can unfriend them."

Southwark Fair.

Jean-Paul Sartre

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Comedy and tragedy masks

A man taking a bow

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

'Hard to follow...'

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Eugene Ionesco

The Modern Godot

John Masefield.

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

James Barrie.

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

Henrik Ibsen

To Be/Not To Be

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

Modern Day Hamlet.

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

Euripides

"I don't know...but it seems like nothing ever changes around here. It's like we've been 15 years old forever!"

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

"Shakespeare wants to kill off the leads and destroy any franchise potential. I tell you these artist types can never see the big picture."