Young Dramatist Pillows

'I thought we were going to play doctor?' 'We are playing doctor. I'm a lawyer and I'm suing you for malpractice.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Southwark Fair.

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

A man taking a bow

Comedy and tragedy masks

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Henrik Ibsen,

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

'Hard to follow...'

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

The Modern Godot

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

James Barrie.

John Masefield.

Eugene Ionesco

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

Henrik Ibsen

'You are in court today, so I've got to take you into make up.'

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

Modern Day Hamlet.

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

Euripides

To Be/Not To Be

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

Robert Browning.