Young Drama King Pillows

"He claims it's the end of all humanity. It's amazing how kids overreact when their phone battery dies."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

Drummer

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

'What's the diagnosis?' - '*Cough*' - 'It's not good, I'm afraid.' - 'Tell me. I have to know.' - 'You have man flu, Peel.' - 'Why, God? Why?!!' - 'I'm so sorry.' -

'We've decided to babysit for you, while you go out to a late-night show.'

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

Young boy helping business staff to create a blog.

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

"The season finale of the world is near."

"I this series he plays a real dramatic roll."

'And now, for your musical entertainment!'

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Outside the Soap Opera Screen Actors Guild.

"I don't blame you for everything - I blame Dad for some things, too."

"Will you please cut the 'Alas, poor Yorick' bit and open that chest?"