Serious Thespian Pillows

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"So, what do you do for play?"

Sock Puppet in Literature

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"...but, seriously..."

All our servers are locally caught from a sustainable source — the actors' academy across the street.

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

'Good lick with your future acting career. And just to give you an idea of how tough it is out there, here's a copy of 'Withnail and I'. The uncut version.'

'Nothing doing folks, except ? surprise, surprise ? here's another for you, Desert Island Bloke.'

'Constant euphoria is bound to cause some issues.'

"I wanted to go for an explicit sex scene, but now I see this, I think I will opt for the suggestive approach!"

'Hold' (an interpretative dance)

Politics Books

'Will somebody turn down the heating before we lose all of our applicants?!'

'Blimey! She's good.'

"I only feel truly alive when I'm on the stage."

'I'm five, but I can play three to seven and a half.'

Football Drama Coach

Articled clerks discussing amateur dramatics