Theatrical Sports Enthusiast Gifts

'Stop groaning so loudly, I can hardly hear his name.'

Acting in Progress

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'Hamlet'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Football Chameleon

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Out damn Spot

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Monica Seles

Taking a peek at the audience

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"How should we divide the teams?"

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'