Drama Loving Sports Enthusiast Gifts

Theatre football.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

If nobody had invented graphics

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Football Chameleon

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Falstaff

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"How should we divide the teams?"

A married couple share the same pole vault.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Gary turns 40.

A day at the transgenic races

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

Ratminton