Football Drama Lover Gifts

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Theatre Crowd

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

Eurydice in prison

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

The Ghost of Hamlet's Father

'The actress who kept her clothes on in a TV drama.'

'The new technology allows us to monitor all the players performance levels like heart rate, acting ability, etc.'

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

"Congratulations on opening night."

'Doc, check out screen 2 in ten minutes...we got the big game!'

"He joined in the debate."

"I can't live without you in my life, but I can live without you in my way.''

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

'I think we're going to have trouble with Vladimir.'

The good, the bard and the ugly

' It's really boring since they agreed to power sharing.'

"Who's winning the football game?...Sportsmanship or violence?"