Football Drama Lover Gifts

He's a headstrong, self opinionated, outspoken bully boy! Are you sure he's not a Yorkshireman?

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Theatre Crowd

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Jose Mourinho & Roman Abramovich Caricature.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

Eurydice in prison

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

"Of please your highness.. not the Glasgow Empire!!"

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

"Congratulations on opening night."

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

"He joined in the debate."

The Ghost of Hamlet's Father

You're on the "Ask Sadie" show. What's your problem?! I just found out "Empire" and "Star" are in the same universe. For months I've been telling everyone I knew that "Star" was a blatant ripoff of "Empire." But then I found out they're made by the same people and they're in the same tv universe, and I'm like totally fine with it now. Stop it! We speak "English" on this show, not "tv addict"! Wait a minute ... are we talking about soap operas? Because there's an exception for soap operas. No, we

"I can't live without you in my life, but I can live without you in my way.''

'Doc, check out screen 2 in ten minutes...we got the big game!'

'The new technology allows us to monitor all the players performance levels like heart rate, acting ability, etc.'

'The actress who kept her clothes on in a TV drama.'

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

'I think we're going to have trouble with Vladimir.'

' It's really boring since they agreed to power sharing.'

"Who's winning the football game?...Sportsmanship or violence?"