Fan Of International Football Drama Gifts

Bent like Blatter

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Scarpia from Tosca

Theatre Crowd

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Eurydice in prison

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

'You got a search warrant?'

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

'The actress who kept her clothes on in a TV drama.'

'The new technology allows us to monitor all the players performance levels like heart rate, acting ability, etc.'

"No, it isn't a mobile. It's my pipe."

The Ghost of Hamlet's Father

Trilby - 'The last they saw of Svengali'.

"Congratulations on opening night."

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

'I think we're going to have trouble with Vladimir.'

The good, the bard and the ugly

Grim Reaper watching the Lifetime Channel.

Jerry Springer Spaniel

' It's really boring since they agreed to power sharing.'

"Me Tarzan, you Jane, who he?"