Fan Of International Football Drama Pillows

Bent like Blatter

Theatre Crowd

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Scarpia from Tosca

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Jose Mourinho & Roman Abramovich Caricature.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"So then how do you explain trigonometry, tough guy!"

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

Eurydice in prison

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'I'll be happy to provide a blood sample but it won't be mine.'

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

'You got a search warrant?'

"Cut. Cut. You call this a crime scene?"

"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"

'I wish I could do Search and Rescue too: When you're a Police Dog, the people you find don't actually want to be found...'

"Of please your highness.. not the Glasgow Empire!!"

The Ghost of Hamlet's Father

"No, it isn't a mobile. It's my pipe."

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

'The new technology allows us to monitor all the players performance levels like heart rate, acting ability, etc.'

Trilby - 'The last they saw of Svengali'.

Wimpy Harry

"Congratulations on opening night."

'The actress who kept her clothes on in a TV drama.'

'I think we're going to have trouble with Vladimir.'

' It's really boring since they agreed to power sharing.'

Jerry Springer Spaniel

Grim Reaper watching the Lifetime Channel.

The good, the bard and the ugly