Soccer Drama Fan Pillows

'The new technology allows us to monitor all the players performance levels like heart rate, acting ability, etc.'

Fly Football

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

The trauma of losing.

Football Chameleon

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Scarpia from Tosca

Theatre Crowd

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Centaur Forward

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Egyptian Football

Watching the football.

Men can show their emotions!

'I take it tonight's game has been postponed.'

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Football