Theatrical Sports Enthusiast Mugs

'Stop groaning so loudly, I can hardly hear his name.'

Acting in Progress

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'Hamlet'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Football Chameleon

If nobody had invented graphics

"Out damn Spot

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Taking a peek at the audience

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"How should we divide the teams?"

"It's a play on words."

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.