Sporting Theatrics Admirer Mugs

Do you really have to do that every time you make a good call? 76. If refs acted like players.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Silly wig.

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Raheem Sterling

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Wilfried Zaha

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

Football Sculpture.

"Just wait until my autobiographical one-woman show."

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

Rugby Mad.

"Sergeant - I'm going over the top..."

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'A Bird of Paridise' - A head-dress in 1780

News of the Day - History, reviewed and corrected by the operatta - 'Come on! Two Chilperies and Agamemnon!

Mime on invisible phone in restaurant.

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

'A fat little man with a red cloak' (Braham at St James' Theatre)

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

"Remember, you're a 17-year old fashion model. Now go out and act like you've never acted before."

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

Father Christmas.

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

Sergio Aguero

'Couldn't you have just gone goth like your brother?'

A man standing in the rain

Hercules Poirot meets Pierrot

"I'm playing Santa in the Christmas play. I need a pillow and eight tiny reindeer by Friday."

Masked Admirer

Lady Gaga