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"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Sock Puppet in Literature

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

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"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

"First let me say that your father and I really, really wanted to like your performance."

All our servers are locally caught from a sustainable source — the actors' academy across the street.

'I'd rather be playing football.'

'Nothing doing folks, except ? surprise, surprise ? here's another for you, Desert Island Bloke.'

'Good lick with your future acting career. And just to give you an idea of how tough it is out there, here's a copy of 'Withnail and I'. The uncut version.'

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

'It's internal. Probably one of his stomachs...'

The Pole Vault Washing Line

Crossing the thin line into show business

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

I love hockey!

Javelin

'Hold' (an interpretative dance)

'Apparently he does 20 yards to the pint.'

'Will somebody turn down the heating before we lose all of our applicants?!'

'Blimey! She's good.'

"I only feel truly alive when I'm on the stage."

'I'm five, but I can play three to seven and a half.'

'That was strike three, Caldwell! Let him go! You're only make things harder on yourself!'

"Why are you playing out in your nativity play costume, son?"

Football Drama Coach

Pickleball, the Musical