Techie Thespian T-Shirts

It's an iphone rehearsal.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Polly txt speak

Ascent of Machine.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Invest in technology."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

Gadget geek.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Sock Puppet in Literature

Tabletop Theatre

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

All the apps hidden within a phone

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

I've always been slower than computers...

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

I demand to be recompensed for the 28.47 minutes of my time your café was wasted. What? There are 1500 square feet of seating space in this café. That is room enough for 125 people. 90 percent of Americans own a personal electronic device of some sort. The quotient of that ratio of people to electronic devices is 112.5. Dividing by two produces a quotient of 56.25. So you see, it's obvious why you owe me compensation for my wasted time. I have no idea what you're saying. You only have 55 electri

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

HUAWEI 5G

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

Statue of liberty selfie

The Uses of a Stethoscope

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."