Sporty Dramatist Mugs

"Of course we should have women boxers in Britain...I mean, where else can they do panto?!"

Southwark Fair.

Jean-Paul Sartre

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Comedy and tragedy masks

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

A man taking a bow

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

'Out, damned Spot.'

Henrik Ibsen,

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

'Hard to follow...'

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

James Barrie.

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

Eugene Ionesco

John Masefield.

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

"Impartiality becomes you."

The Modern Godot

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury

Henrik Ibsen

'Never mind four out of five doctors.. what do four out of five LAWYERS recommend?'

To Be/Not To Be