Sports Dramatists Mugs

Football Drama Coach

Jean-Paul Sartre

Southwark Fair.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Comedy and tragedy masks

A man taking a bow

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

Henrik Ibsen,

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

Jose Mourinho & Roman Abramovich Caricature.

James Barrie.

John Masefield.

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

The Modern Godot

Eugene Ionesco

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

Oscar Wilde

Henrik Ibsen

I can read this audit, but HOW should I read it...What is my MOTIVATION, how do I bring these figures to life,make them sing!... Colin often wondered whether accountancy had been the right career choice for him

To Be/Not To Be

Modern Day Hamlet.

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

Euripides

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

"It's a profit and loss statement. Read it with gusto!"

Eugene O'Neill.

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

The Cherry Orchard - Pick Your Own