Sports Dramatists Gifts

Football Drama Coach

Jean-Paul Sartre

Southwark Fair.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Comedy and tragedy masks

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

A man taking a bow

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Henrik Ibsen,

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

James Barrie.

The Modern Godot

Eugene Ionesco

John Masefield.

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

Henrik Ibsen

I can read this audit, but HOW should I read it...What is my MOTIVATION, how do I bring these figures to life,make them sing!... Colin often wondered whether accountancy had been the right career choice for him

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

Euripides

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

To Be/Not To Be

Modern Day Hamlet.

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

"It's a profit and loss statement. Read it with gusto!"

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

"Shakespeare wants to kill off the leads and destroy any franchise potential. I tell you these artist types can never see the big picture."