Sports Dramatist Gifts

To be or not to be?

Jean-Paul Sartre

Southwark Fair.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Comedy and tragedy masks

A man taking a bow

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Henrik Ibsen,

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

'Hard to follow...'

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

Jose Mourinho & Roman Abramovich Caricature.

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

John Masefield.

The Modern Godot

James Barrie.

Eugene Ionesco

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

Henrik Ibsen

Oscar Wilde

Modern Day Hamlet.

Euripides

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

To Be/Not To Be

The Cherry Orchard - Pick Your Own

Eugene O'Neill

Eugene O'Neill.

Robert Browning.

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.