Sports Dramatist Pillows

To be or not to be?

Jean-Paul Sartre

Southwark Fair.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Comedy and tragedy masks

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

A man taking a bow

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Henrik Ibsen,

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

'Hard to follow...'

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

James Barrie.

Eugene Ionesco

The Modern Godot

John Masefield.

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

Henrik Ibsen

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

Modern Day Hamlet.

Euripides

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

To Be/Not To Be

The Cherry Orchard - Pick Your Own

Robert Browning.

"Shakespeare wants to kill off the leads and destroy any franchise potential. I tell you these artist types can never see the big picture."

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.