Baseball Dramaturge Gifts

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

German Expressionist Breakfast

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

Situation Tragedy.

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

Strong Female Lead

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

Ben Jonson.

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

You'll understand after you see him pitch.

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

"...They must be poor catchers, there's two men behind the plate."

Globe. What I like about Shakespeare's plays is that they're so unrestrained! He's a real "no holds" bard!

Shakespearean Actor

"We're not admitting any wrong doing, but we've agreed to pay a ten Zillion dollar fine.''

The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci

'OK, OK, you win! ... here's 50 grand now, and you'll get another 50 when you get us out of this inning.'

'He looks great in the field, but can he bat?'

'Get the stretcher! He's got a mole on his leg that looks a little funky!!'

'My client's defense is that the bank was an attractive nuisance.'

Expansion 2000: The Baton Rouge Ball Boys

Shows Bundt

'No way, man! Murphy isn't worth anywhere near the 3.5 million they're paying him!'

Stretcher Header.

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

'He hits better against right handed pitching, so pitch left-handed, to him.'

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...'