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Life with a professional baseball catcher.

German Expressionist Breakfast

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Situation Tragedy.

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

Strong Female Lead

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

Ben Jonson.

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

"...They must be poor catchers, there's two men behind the plate."

Shakespearean Actor

"We're not admitting any wrong doing, but we've agreed to pay a ten Zillion dollar fine.''

The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci

'My client's defense is that the bank was an attractive nuisance.'

'Get the stretcher! He's got a mole on his leg that looks a little funky!!'

'He looks great in the field, but can he bat?'

'No way, man! Murphy isn't worth anywhere near the 3.5 million they're paying him!'

'OK, OK, you win! ... here's 50 grand now, and you'll get another 50 when you get us out of this inning.'

Shows Bundt

Expansion 2000: The Baton Rouge Ball Boys

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

'He hits better against right handed pitching, so pitch left-handed, to him.'

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

Stretcher Header.

'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...'

Alas poor Yorrick