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(Comedy and Tragedy on Wall St.)

German Expressionist Breakfast

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

Situation Tragedy.

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

Strong Female Lead

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

I can read this audit, but HOW should I read it...What is my MOTIVATION, how do I bring these figures to life,make them sing!... Colin often wondered whether accountancy had been the right career choice for him

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

'Don't panic, folks! It's red ink, not blood!

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

Ben Jonson.

"I'm in here...reallocating Dad's retirement account into junk bonds."

"Will the current economic trend end in a whimper or a bang? For answers, let's turn to tonight's guests!"

Shakespearean Actor

"It's a profit and loss statement. Read it with gusto!"

Globe. What I like about Shakespeare's plays is that they're so unrestrained! He's a real "no holds" bard!

The Apprentice: Recession Special.

'And the good news is - we're in deep doo-doo.'

The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci

"We're not admitting any wrong doing, but we've agreed to pay a ten Zillion dollar fine.''

'Ms. Booth, your portfolio is full of sound and fury signifying zero returns.'

"Somebody tell me...what's my motivation?"

"Thar someone from the IRS blows!"

'The bank want to be sure that I don't vanish and forget the loan repayment...'

Alas poor Yorrick

"Oh no, it's the bailiffs."

Companies Act Legislation.

Let the match begin

Victor Hugo looking at the stars

"I don't suppose you could settle up before you go?"

"I enjoy role-playing, but do we really need the dramaturge?"