Financial Dramaturge Pillows

(Comedy and Tragedy on Wall St.)

German Expressionist Breakfast

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

Situation Tragedy.

Tonight 'Richard III' a new play by William Shakespeare.

Strong Female Lead

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

I can read this audit, but HOW should I read it...What is my MOTIVATION, how do I bring these figures to life,make them sing!... Colin often wondered whether accountancy had been the right career choice for him

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

'Don't panic, folks! It's red ink, not blood!

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

Ben Jonson.

"I'm in here...reallocating Dad's retirement account into junk bonds."

The Apprentice: Recession Special.

"Will the current economic trend end in a whimper or a bang? For answers, let's turn to tonight's guests!"

"It's a profit and loss statement. Read it with gusto!"

Shakespearean Actor

"We're not admitting any wrong doing, but we've agreed to pay a ten Zillion dollar fine.''

The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci

'Ms. Booth, your portfolio is full of sound and fury signifying zero returns.'

"Somebody tell me...what's my motivation?"

'The bank want to be sure that I don't vanish and forget the loan repayment...'

"Thar someone from the IRS blows!"

Alas poor Yorrick

"Oh no, it's the bailiffs."

Let the match begin

Victor Hugo looking at the stars

"I don't suppose you could settle up before you go?"

Companies Act Legislation.

"I enjoy role-playing, but do we really need the dramaturge?"

'Our accounting errors were due to the fact that we didn't have duplicate copies.'