Office Dramaturge Pillows

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

'The staff is being reduced. The exit strategy will be explained at a meeting to be held, after work, in the parking lot.'

German Expressionist Breakfast

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

"It's a wonderful partner's desk-but we think they didn't get along."

"Anyone else see weaknesses in my report?"

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

Situation Tragedy.

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

"This, Yorik... Do you know him well?"

Strong Female Lead

Unfortunately, Lyle had already sent nasty e-mails to his boss, three vice-presidents and the CEO.

"It's the never-ending struggle between the State Department and the Department of Defense."

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

Ben Jonson.

"Bentley, I don't care if you are my heir apparent. Stop peeking in here fifty times a day!"

'I wish you would come to me first with your grievances, instead of going directly to the United Nations Committee on Human Rights.'

'Pay no attention to him. He's just a disgruntled former employee.'

See? This is precisely why we don't encourage office romances.

'Hoskins, I'd like to congratulate you on your leadership initiative... and if I didn't feel threatened, I'd keep you on.'

"Bad news. I've been fired! I was mouthing silent obscenities at the boss and forgot we don't wear masks at work anymore."

"It's a profit and loss statement. Read it with gusto!"

You want to watch it here, a lot of back-stabbing goes on.

"I don't know about you guys, but I'm very disappointed in the severance package."

The Last Husband and Wife Team Hired