Baseball Storyteller T-Shirts

"The truth is, Kevin, a long time ago your grandfather hit a triple and thats how we got to third base."

For those who marveled at the story of Shoeless Joe comes an even more remarkable tale of hope and glory... that of Legless Bob.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

Deregulated Baseball

"Your Honor, I have a rebuttal witness."

"...They must be poor catchers, there's two men behind the plate."

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

"I must have hit 20 home runs!"

Expansion 2000: The Baton Rouge Ball Boys

'No way, man! Murphy isn't worth anywhere near the 3.5 million they're paying him!'

Shows Bundt

'He looks great in the field, but can he bat?'

'He hits better against right handed pitching, so pitch left-handed, to him.'

'So much for the question of whether of whether or not a curveball really curves.'

"Other script ideas? Of course! I've been working on one about a killer plant and only your family and a lamp can stop it."

'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...'

Dugout sale!

'...The athletic trainer's coming with the WD-40.'

Marcus Rashford

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

Before baseball, raccooning enjoyed a brief stint as the national pastime.

Hi! You must be a basketball player,'cause Mom says she's on the rebound!

'I'm sure that last ball was lbw.'

"Long ago men cursed and beat the ground with sticks. It was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf."

'Nice throw...'

'The team has decided to make some roster changes, Hughes. We're gonna cut you loose.'

"Things are going well, so I may as well ask: how about those Mets? Ha-ha, just kidding. The tail. Please fix this tail thing."

Baseball player: 'I'll let my bat do my talking!' BAT: '...I have nothing to say'

'That was my first ever kill.'