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'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Don Quixote

Falstaff

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

Giant Headless Horseman

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

David Anderson vs. Goliath

'Mr. Scrooge, I think we should talk a bit more about this dream you had...'

"The truth is, Kevin, a long time ago your grandfather hit a triple and thats how we got to third base."

Robin Hood.

Ugly sisters

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

'Sorry, no woodworm!'

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Don Quixote

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

Mysterious appearance of the gentleman in small clothes

"Well I say we go on without him..."

Clara and the Nutcracker

'I walked 5 miles to school and on top of that, there were no vasectomies. In my day you got neutered!'

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."

"I thought Marley said I'd be visited by three ghosts."

"No question, Lefty, you've still got it."