Lovers Of Classic Baseball Tales Gifts

Spring Training Camp. Have you ever thrown spitballs? Not since the league started testing saliva.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Don Quixote

Falstaff

"Only one pailful? Did they have water restrictions like we do?"

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Giant Headless Horseman

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

Frank and Ernest Updated Fairy Tales. Do you mean fair like "pretty" or fair like "evenhanded"?

David Anderson vs. Goliath

'....And that wont wake me either.'

'Mr. Scrooge, I think we should talk a bit more about this dream you had...'

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

'Sorry, no woodworm!'

Robin Hood.

Don Quixote

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Ugly sisters

"The truth is, Kevin, a long time ago your grandfather hit a triple and thats how we got to third base."

The Windmill Gets Attacked (Don Quixote).

Mysterious appearance of the gentleman in small clothes

'Nice try, Chicken Little. We're not falling for that one again.'

Alice in Wonderland - The Gryphon.

"No question, Lefty, you've still got it."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Black Kitten.

Clara and the Nutcracker

'I walked 5 miles to school and on top of that, there were no vasectomies. In my day you got neutered!'

"Alexa, Alexa on the wall..."