Desk Job Dramatist Gifts

'I want out!'

"The computers AND the coffee machine are down! First call Mr. Coffee, then call Mr. I.T."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Southwark Fair.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

Comedy and tragedy masks

A man taking a bow

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Henrik Ibsen,

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

The token incompetent: "Hey - don't ask me."

'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

The Modern Godot

James Barrie.

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

Eugene Ionesco

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

Samuel Beckett

John Masefield.

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

Stacked In Tray

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

Oscar Wilde

Henrik Ibsen

"It's no good Charlie, I'm done for! You've got to go it alone, Charlie. You've got to go on and nail that presentation! Nail it for me!"

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

To Be/Not To Be

Modern Day Hamlet.

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