Desk Duty Diva Gifts

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Shake it all about sign on desk

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

Working 9 to 5.

Finger on the Z Key

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'

Desk bins: 'Whatnot,' 'Whatever,' and 'What now?'

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'

IN, More IN (man working at desk)

"It's no good Charlie, I'm done for! You've got to go it alone, Charlie. You've got to go on and nail that presentation! Nail it for me!"

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

International House of Paperwork

'I used to be a major player around here until I was side-lined by an ethics injury.'

Still Here

'It's all right. I'm just a little behind.'

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

'Great job! As your reward, you can have a cash bonus or go untethered for a week.'

"It's his creative time."

The Hidden World of Desks

Inbox, Outbox, and Down & Out Box.

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"